WWE SmackDown Results 11/24/23
Allstate Arena
Rosemont, Illinois
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Commentators: (Michael Cole, Kevin Patrick and Corey Graves)
Ring Announcer: Mike Rome
Transcription by Josh Lopez
Team Bianca & Bayley Segment
Becky Lynch: Well, it’s been a while, but I am so happy to stand in this ring and say that The Man has come around to Friday Night SmackDown. And I know, a lot of people are wondering why I agreed to team with Charlotte. But when the right offer comes to slap the heads off of Damage CTRL, and I’m carving on mash potatoes, the answer is always going to be a hell yeah. And what better place to do that than in Chicago, Illinois, at War Games?
Bianca BelAir: Now that we have four members, and a solid team, War Games is the perfect match for all of us to get our licks back. See, Damage CTRL, they’ve been going low for some time now. I love y’all. But at War Games, with two rings, one cage, no disqualifications, weapons, when Damage CTRL goes low, we not just going lower, we going to war.
Shotzi Blackheart: Yeah, I can’t really contain myself, just thinking about all the carnage. Damage CTRL, they humiliated me, when they took me down and cut my hair. They thought they could break me. But what they really did was change me, yeah. They made me stronger, unpredictable, and unbreakable. And I cannot wait to unleash my frenzy of madness on them.
Charlotte Flair: What Shotzi said, exactly. Wooo! You see, War Games is a new beginning for us, I mean, all of us. But tomorrow, at War Games, it’s the end of Damage CTRL.
Bayley: Well, well, well. Hello to you, too, idiots. I never thought I would see the day that Charlotte Flair and Becky Lynch would be standing next together. Fighting the good fight, together. Now, everyone knows that I’ve known you the longest, I’ve known you guys for almost a decade, right? And Charlotte, I mean, every time we had a car ride together, you always had to say something about Becky, didn’t you? Don’t worry, I never told her. Becky don’t look at me like that, because every personal conversation we’ve had, you always had a little dig at Charlotte. I didn’t tell her, though. So, Bianca, I would be afraid choosing teammates next time because things are always going on when you’re not listening. I get it, I understand, two egos’, clashing, fighting to the top, I get it. Shoosh, Becky, you want to chant for Becky? Am I the only one who realized that being a mom has made The Man, soft?
Becky Lynch: Oh, come on, Bayley.
Bayley: It seems to me like you were going to be picked last. You were the last resort. You’re used to being picked last, like a loser in school, right? War Games is one of the most brutal matches of