SummerSlam’s Final Ruling Revealed

As a long-time fan and writer who appreciates talking about wrestling with fellow enthusiasts, my aim is to host a simple discussion that doesn’t include scores and star ratings. Instead, I want to focus on answering a simple question: Did you like this?

With that in mind, here is my no-frills review for each contest at SummerSlam 2023.

Logan Paul vs. Ricochet

Verdict: Liked it

In 2002, Kurt Angle and Rey Mysterio had what I feel is the best opening match in SummerSlam history. But credit to Paul and Ricochet, who came really close to changing my mind with a fun showing worth watching.

My only issue was the finish, as someone from Paul’s crew came out of nowhere to hand the social media star a pair of brass knuckles. It distracted me from the moment because I became more concerned with the identity of Paul’s aide than the action. Still, I enjoyed it overall.

Cody Rhodes vs. Brock Lesnar

Verdict: Liked it

It’s a shame that Rhodes’ new documentary ended with his loss at WrestleMania 39 because this was the happy ending that his film needed. My only complaint is that the beatdown on Rhodes went on for so long that it made his eventual comeback a bit unbelievable. But they held my attention throughout, and I loved the physicality. And for those who say Lesnar never gives back to the business, he did so here in spades.

SummerSlam Battle Royal presented by Slim Jim

Verdict: Liked it

As battle royals go, this was quite enjoyable. The last-minute inclusion of Omos added intrigue and cast some doubt on the finish. Ultimately, the right guy, LA Knight, won. My only criticism is that we didn’t get a brief showdown between Omos and Bronson Reed.

Shayna Baszler vs. Ronda Rousey – MMA Rules Match

Verdict: Didn’t like it

SummerSlam lost all its momentum here. Though the two worked hard, this lacked heat (and the Unified Rules of MMA) and seemed out of place within the confines of a sports entertainment show.

GUNTHER (c) vs. Drew McIntyre – Intercontinental Title Match

Verdict: Indifferent

A hard-hitting battle that took time to get into, thanks to the stinker that came before it and McIntyre’s subdued entrance as he came to the ring. I want to like this more than I do, and I’m glad GUNTHER won, but something didn’t connect with me.

Seth Rollins (c) vs. Finn B?lor – World Title Match

Verdict: Didn’t like it

I found myself with little reason to care for this and used the opening moments to take a needed bathroom break. Having followed their live event matches for over a month, those exhibitions were better. The closing moments were exciting, but the

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